Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went."
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
- Isnt it so true? And to the girl/lady who posted that she agreed with the rebuttal - MAN IM FLIPPING JEALOUS OF YOUR HUSBAND!!!!! looks like he got an amazing catch. The best things in life are simplistic. -
Me with my championship belt. Didn't come out like I percieved it.
Done finally. Quite a feat to complete the weekends. Missed the blackout when the generators didn't work. "All that were locked in were locked in those locked our were locked out. The guards didn't go into the pods just shine a flashlight in occasionally and tell them to quiet down. the nearby felons were threatening to pick the lock on the dividing door with a plastic comb. Water fights and stealthy sneak attacks on each other. Jumping off the 2nd level naked and accidentally landing on another. The only thing working was the intercom system...prank and lude calls to the poor girl stuck in the tower trying to keep peace.
locked up...didn't think - couldn't think, it could ever happen to me. Not me. Tad "Lucky" Pole. I don't belong here. without a toilet seat I hover slowly, descending upon the cold stainless steel "shitter".
